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Friday, August 7, 2009

>>> Daddy long legs <<<

This one really brought a tear to my eye.....very moving.

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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.


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He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied,

"No dear...both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted
her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well", she said, "We're not having any of that shit in our garden !"
>>> FOLLOWING THE FUNERAL <<<

Senate to commend 4 honor guards of Cory

A resolution commending the four honor guards of the late former President Corazon Aquino during the funeral procession will be filed at the Senate.
Senator Pilar Juliana Cayetano said PO1 Danilo Maalab, Pfc. Antonio Cadiente, Airman 2nd Class Gener Laguindan, and Navy Petty Officer 3 Edgardo Rodriguez were role models of what a public servant should be.
"They did their job well and I will file a resolution commending them because it is symbolic of what people in public service should do. Whatever your job is, do it well," Cayetano said Thursday during the weekly news forum at the Senate.
The four honor guards stood on the hearse carrying Mrs. Aquino's remains for eight hours from Manila Cathedral in Intramuros to Manila Memorial Park in ParaƱaque amid strong winds and rains.
"For the soldiers who did their simple job but did it well through rain and storm, without food, without rest, I think that was an effort on their part that they did it without need of attention. They did not speak, they did not call attention pero kapansin-pansin ang ginawa nila," Cayetano said.
Interviewed in Camp Crame in Quezon City, the 25-year-old Maalab, a member

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Should Kris run in 2010?

Should Kris run in 2010?
If elections were to be held today and Kris Aquino would run for President, I’m very sure — 100 percent sure! — that she would win by a landslide.
You see, if she could move the whole world to tears and win everybody’s heart with the emotion-laden farewell/thank-you speech she delivered yesterday morning at the requiem Mass for her mother, former Pres. Cory Aquino, at the Manila Cathedral, I’m sure that she could, without really trying, sway the people into giving her a resounding vote of confidence.
And besides, didn’t Tita Cory once tell her that Kris reminded her of her late husband, calling Kris “the female Ninoy Aquino?” No wonder Kris said that she’s Tita Cory’s favorite daughter even as she admitted having given her mom the most “headaches” which were outweighed by “the most joys” that Kris gave her.
Everybody (those who were at the Manila Cathedral and those at home watching the proceedings on TV) was titillated by the possibility of Kris’ running in the elections — the earliest being 2010 — when, toward the end of her speech, Kris, addressing her brother, Sen. Noynoy Aquino, said that it was the two of them on whose shoulders has fallen the task of continuing the legacy of their parents, later promising Noynoy to give him all the support he ever needed if he decided to run again.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

>>> CORY AQUINO <<<


Having spent the last two day watching the wake and funeral of Cory Aquino I have to admit being very moved by what this amazing lady has done for my second country.

She was a very loved person, even refered to as the Philippines only queen. This was also reflected in the massive crowds of people lining the streets for hours on end, in wind and rain, just to say thier final goodbye.


While I am not going to go and repeat her history, which everyone must now be well versed in, I am wanting to dedicate the next week of this blog site to the various comments made around the internet about her.


RIP President Cory:
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I have a story to tell, since the wake of President Cory until her funeral I never miss watching the TFC, my 5 year old and 3 year old watches with me. They were asking who Cory was and why filipinos loves her so much, and so I told them the story. My daughter who is in kindergarten took her what she call special notebook where she drew people she loves. She started drawing a woman, she color the dress yellow and she drew a big heart on her chest and she write on the top CORY. She showed it to me and she said Cory is a special person that's why I put her on my special notebook. She also drew on a separate sheet of paper something for Cory that says, Thank You Cory and We love you. I wish I could email those to you, I have already scanned it but I don't know where to sent it. Again, we thank God for giving the Filipinos of this generation the best gift we can ever ask for. The only real president of Filipino people. We love you President Cory. Olivia Trinidad Carmel, California
Ms. Olivia Trinidad
Carmel, California
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The late Pres. Cory Aquino had brought courage and dignity to each and every Filipino nationwide similar to her husband, the late Sen. Ninoy Aquino. The democracy and freedom they gave us will be enjoyed by our children and will be passed on the next generations ahead. It is our pride to have such a wonderful and loving "Nanay, Lola, Tita, Ate" as what everybody called her. We lost her here on earth but for sure she will always guide us somewhere, somehow thru channels of her family with Noynoy and Kris standing before us "For the Filipinos". We love you and you'll always be in our heart. Goodbye!
Ms. Letty
Orosi, Ca








Wednesday, August 5, 2009


>>> Today we say goodbye to a very important lady. <<<


President Corazon Aquino


1933-2009

While most of us know of her historical importance, it is indeed a shame that you never learn of the good person within until the person passes away. She was truly one of the most caring people you could imagine, even to those who worked for her.
She also deeply loved my second country and everyone within it.

A journalist in Manila probably summed it up best last night we he called her "A DAMN GOOD PERSON".

Funeral coverage on TFC from 11pm Sydney time!


Salamat Cory


Sunday, August 2, 2009


*A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared,? She
confides this ' news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This
to you?

I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive
suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll
take responsibility. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born,
my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However,

If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand

Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again !"

Saturday, August 1, 2009

>>> VALE - CORY AQUINO <<<

Despite our difference in political views and the fact she gave birth to that rather annoying Kris, there is no doubt that ex-President Cory played a VERY important role in the history of the Philippines and the ousting of Ferdinand Marcos.

A major story appears below!

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MANILA, Philippines – Former President Corazon Aquino, who swept away a dictator with a "people power" revolt and then sustained democracy by fighting off seven coup attempts in six years, died on Saturday, her son said. She was 76.

The uprising she led in 1986 ended the repressive 20-year regime of Ferdinand Marcos and inspired nonviolent protests across the globe, including those that ended Communist rule in eastern Europe.

But she struggled in office to meet high public expectations. Her land redistribution program fell short of ending economic domination by the landed elite, including her own family. Her leadership, especially in social and economic reform, was often indecisive, leaving many of her closest allies disillusioned by the end of her term.

Still, the bespectacled, smiling woman in her trademark yellow dress remained beloved in the Philippines, where she was affectionately referred to as "Tita (Auntie) Cory."

"She was headstrong and single-minded in one goal, and that was to remove all vestiges of an entrenched dictatorship," Raul C. Pangalangan, former dean of the Law School at the University of the Philippines, said earlier this month. "We all owe her in a big way."

Her son, Sen. Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III, said his mother died at 3:18 a.m. Saturday (1918 GMT Friday).

Aquino was diagnosed with advanced colon cancer last year and confined to a Manila hospital for more than a month. Her son said the cancer had spread to other organs and she was too weak to continue her chemotherapy.

Supporters have been holding daily prayers for Aquino in churches in Manila and throughout the country for a month. Masses were scheduled for later Saturday, and yellow ribbons were tied on trees around her neighborhood in Quezon city.

President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo, who is on an official visit to the United States, said in a statement that "the entire nation is mourning" Aquino's demise. Arroyo declared a period of national mourning and announced a state funeral would be held for the late president.

TV stations on Saturday were running footage of Aquino's years together with prayers while her former aides and supporters offered condolences.

"Today our country has lost a mother," said former President Joseph Estrada, calling Aquino "a woman of both strength and graciousness."

Even the exiled Communist Party founder Jose Maria Sison, whom Aquino freed from jail in 1986, paid tribute from the Netherlands.

Aquino's unlikely rise began in 1983 when her husband, opposition leader Benigno "Ninoy" Aquino Jr., was assassinated on the tarmac of Manila's international airport as he returned from exile in the United States to challenge Marcos, his longtime adversary.

The killing enraged many Filipinos and unleashed a broad-based opposition movement that thrust Aquino into the role of national leader.

"I don't know anything about the presidency," she declared in 1985, a year before she agreed to run against Marcos, uniting the fractious opposition, the business community, and later the armed forces to drive the dictator out.

Maria Corazon Cojuangco was born on Jan. 25, 1933, into a wealthy, politically powerful family in Paniqui, about 75 miles (120 kilometers) north of Manila.

She attended private school in Manila and earned a degree in French from the College of Mount St. Vincent in New York. In 1954 she married Ninoy Aquino, the fiercely ambitious scion of another political family. He rose from provincial governor to senator and finally opposition leader.

Marcos, elected president in 1965, declared martial law in 1972 to avoid term limits. He abolished the Congress and jailed Aquino's husband and thousands of opponents, journalists and activists without charges. Aquino became her husband's political stand-in, confidant, message carrier and spokeswoman.

A military tribunal sentenced her husband to death for alleged links to communist rebels but, under pressure from U.S. President Jimmy Carter, Marcos allowed him to leave in May 1980 for heart surgery in the U.S.

It was the start of a three-year exile. With her husband at Harvard University holding court with fellow exiles, academics, journalists and visitors from Manila, Aquino was the quiet homemaker, raising their five children and serving tea. Away from the hurly-burly of Philippine politics, she described the period as the best of their marriage.

The halcyon days ended when her husband decided to return to regroup the opposition. While she and the children remained in Boston, he flew to Manila, where he was shot as he descended the stairs from the plane.

The government blamed a suspected communist rebel, but subsequent investigations pointed to a soldier who was escorting him from the plane on Aug. 21, 1983.

Aquino heard of the assassination in a phone call from a Japanese journalist. She recalled gathering the children and, as a deeply religious woman, praying for strength.

"During Ninoy's incarceration and before my presidency, I used to ask why it had always to be us to make the sacrifice," she said in a 2007 interview with The Philippine Star newspaper. "And then, when Ninoy died, I would say, 'Why does it have to be me now?' It seemed like we were always the sacrificial lamb."

She returned to the Philippines three days later. One week after that, she led the largest funeral procession Manila had seen. Crowd estimates ranged as high as 2 million.

With public opposition mounting against Marcos, he stunned the nation in November 1985 by calling a snap election in a bid to shore up his mandate. The opposition, including then Manila Archbishop Cardinal Jaime L. Sin, urged Aquino to run.

After a fierce campaign, the vote was held on Feb. 7, 1986. The National Assembly declared Marcos the winner, but journalists, foreign observers and church leaders alleged massive fraud.

With the result in dispute, a group of military officers mutinied against Marcos on Feb. 22 and holed up with a small force in a military camp in Manila.

Over the following three days, hundreds of thousands of Filipinos responded to a call by the Roman Catholic Church to jam the broad highway in front of the camp to prevent an attack by Marcos forces.

On the third day, against the advice of her security detail, Aquino appeared at the rally alongside the mutineers, led by Defense Minister Juan Ponce Enrile and Lt. Gen. Fidel Ramos, the military vice chief of staff and Marcos' cousin.

From a makeshift platform, she declared: "For the first time in the history of the world, a civilian population has been called to defend the military."

The military chiefs pledged their loyalty to Aquino and charged that Marcos had won the election by fraud.

U.S. President Ronald Reagan, a longtime supporter of Marcos, called on him to resign. "Attempts to prolong the life of the present regime by violence are futile," the White House said. American officials offered to fly Marcos out of the Philippines.

On Feb. 25, Marcos and his family went to the U.S.-run Clark Air Base outside Manila and flew to Hawaii, where he died three years later.

The same day, Aquino was sworn in as the Philippines' first female leader.

Over time, the euphoria fizzled as the public became impatient and Aquino more defensive as she struggled to navigate treacherous political waters and build alliances to push her agenda.

"People used to compare me to the ideal president, but he doesn't exist and never existed. He has never lived," she said in the 2007 Philippine Star interview.

The right attacked her for making overtures to communist rebels and the left, for protecting the interests of wealthy landowners.

Aquino signed an agrarian reform bill that virtually exempted large plantations like her family's sugar plantation from being distributed to landless farmers.

When farmers protested outside the Malacanang Presidential Palace on Jan. 22, 1987, troops opened fire, killing 13 and wounding 100.

The bloodshed scuttled talks with communist rebels, who had galvanized opposition to Marcos but weren't satisfied with Aquino either.

As recently as 2004, at least seven workers were killed in clashes with police and soldiers at the family's plantation, Hacienda Luisita, over its refusal to distribute its land.

Aquino also attempted to negotiate with Muslim separatists in the southern Philippines, but made little progress.

Behind the public image of the frail, vulnerable widow, Aquino was an iron-willed woman who dismissed criticism as the carping of jealous rivals. She knew she had to act tough to earn respect in the Philippines' macho culture.

"When I am just with a few close friends, I tell them, 'OK, you don't like me? Look at the alternatives,' and that shuts them up," she told America's NBC television in a 1987 interview.

Her term was punctuated by repeated coup attempts — most staged by the same clique of officers who had risen up against Marcos and felt they had been denied their fair share of power. The most serious attempt came in December 1989 when only a flyover by U.S. jets prevented mutinous troops from toppling her.

Leery of damaging relations with the United States, Aquino tried in vain to block a historic Senate vote to force the U.S. out of its two major bases in the Philippines.

In the end, the U.S. Air Force pulled out of Clark Air Base in 1991 after the eruption of Mount Pinatubo forced its evacuation and left it heavily damaged. The last American vessel left Subic Bay Naval Base in November 1992.

After stepping down in 1992, Aquino remained active in social and political causes.

Until diagnosed with colon cancer in March 2008, she joined rallies calling for the resignation of President Arroyo over allegations of vote-rigging and corruption.

She kept her distance from another famous widow, flamboyant former first lady Imelda Marcos, who was allowed to return to the Philippines in 1991.

Marcos has called Aquino a usurper and dictator, though she later led prayers for Aquino in July 2009 when the latter was hospitalized. The two never made peace.

Friday, July 31, 2009

>>> PINAY BEAUTY <<<

The ever maganda Angel Locsin would not be dressed like this in cold ol Sydney tonight. Angel is one of those woman that makes it hard to believe the evil some partake in around Sydney.
God bless you Angel - you make the ridiculous cost of TFC worthwhile!


>>> ASWANG SPOTTED IN MANLY <<<

Howdee humans, friends, family and Botany Bay residing rapists of peoples mental health, trust we are all well today and looking forward to another exciting installment from everyones favourite aswang.

Just said farewell to the lovely daughter for the last time and thought it would be an opportune time to sit down and rant while sharing some random shots with you, most of them taken during a recent day out with the Colonel and his lovely wife Anna and daughter, whos name I can't even remember when sober.

As an aswang I am normally a night creature, but on the odd occasion I will emerge forth from my Eastlakes hovel in search of day time activities. I mean, have you ever tried to buy a DVD from BIG W at 1am, or get someone to sew up the crotch on a well worn pair of underdurps at 3am.
It is bloody hard I can tell you.
Apart from discos, greasy little 7/11s or brothels, where else can you go? Even then, besides in Surry Hills (and perhaps Ivanhoe), you are usually thrown out before long anyway.

So I took up the good Colonel's offer, a fellow Aussie with similar values and holder of the 4 metre gold ribbon for chundersity at the 2006 Winter Olympics.

Please aim your parts at the throbbing contributions below!!!!


Oh yes, what a start we have.
Two delightful tourists enjoying the views of this otherwise crappy city.

Don't know why all the photos cam out so small, I am sure I picked large.
Anyway, if you can be bollocked, you can always click on them for a larger view.
This be one of the last Lady class ferries on Sydney Harbour, most of her type being sent packing after the arrival of that twin hulled cow dung that now passes as a ferryboat.

One remembers, as a young aswang, sailing around on both these and even older wooden hulled ferries. They got rid of wooden hulled ferries due to their age and their occasional habit of sinking.
Gutless mongrels, when did we go from being men to latte sipping pussies?

While not of the orgasmic excitment as such old Manly ferries as the old North Head, Baragoola or South Steyne, the Freshwater class are still a sexy looking vessel and can give you a ride through the heads that will soon have you seeking a store in Manly for clean undies.
This is the class leader named, well not surprisingly, FRESHWATER.


More of those scenic delights that make Sydney a little more tolerable!

Ahhhhh there she is again about to pass the ugly building that replaced the lovely old tram depot that once graced Sydney Harbour.
Called the Sydney Opera House, it is often the location for performers who sing like their nads have been crushed, one ones from Australian Idol that you wish would have their nads crushed.
Well assuming they have them anyway.

View from the ferry COLLAROY.
I would use the usual term of "reflecting on a long career" but christ that would be totally wankie!!!



"Hey guys - You got any chips"


A hornbag on a mission it seems!


The aswang car up at Kurri Kurri during a foamer weekend.
MrNathan's car right behind!

AND FINALLY

A view out the plane on our recent return from Manila.


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

>>> MR ESTRADA - I HAVE A PROPOSAL <<<

For your next movie, what about a story on an ex-movie star, who become a president, then got dumped for corruption, was released, made a movie while threatening to run for president again and finishes it off by commiting suicide. Then ensure you do whatever it takes to make it a non-fiction movie. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Philippine ex-president, 72, shoots comeback movie

MANILA, Philippines — Former Philippine President Joseph Estrada, once an action movie star, is returning to the big screen with his first film since he was toppled on corruption charges.

"I am back. I am happy," Estrada told ABS-CBN television, the sister company of film maker Star Cinema. "This is where I came from, where I became known."

Estrada, 72, on Wednesday started filming a comedy about a minibus driver trying to deal with his daughter's plans to marry her Filipino-American boyfriend.

"He really thinks that the poor, who are already suffering, should not be made to cry some more in the movies," spokeswoman Margaux Salcedo said. "He wants to make them happy, even if only briefly."

Estrada built his political career as a champion of the poor, largely based on his movie roles as an underdog. He rose from town mayor to senator to vice president before taking the presidency.

He stepped down amid massive protests in 2001 after serving only half of his six-year term. He was convicted of "plunder" in September 2007 but was immediately granted a pardon by his successor and political nemesis, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

Estrada has said he will consider running for president again next year and that the constitutional ban on a second term does not apply to him.

Estrada, with his trademark mustache, pompadour and wristband, is a Filipino movie hall-of-famer, having starred in more than 100 films.

His last movie, "Sa Kuko ng Agila (In the Eagle's Claws)" — made in 1989 while he was a senator — portrays him as another minibus driver who opposes U.S. military bases in the Philippines.

Estrada said he felt uneasy Wednesday with the modern "high-tech equipment" on the set.

Toni Gonzaga, who plays his daughter, said she was honored to work with the former president.

"I am speechless. He is really a classic actor," she said.

They were shooting a scene inside a jeepney, the ubiquitous Filipino minibus that was originally fashioned from surplus World War II U.S. jeeps.

Director Wenn Deramas also praised Estrada, saying he didn't need second takes for his scenes.

He said Estrada gave specific instructions that he be treated like other actors.

>>> BEATS THE G-SPOT BARKADA <<<

Check out Michelle's BLOGSITE, a Singapore lesbian with more problems in her life than all the former G-Spot barkada members put together.

Particularly interesting is the post and subsequent comments on April 17th this year :-)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009


>>> PISSES ME ORRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF <<<

The highly irritating and immensely boring SHANIA TWAIN constantly tells us in one of her more crappy songs that

"Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel. Man! I feel like a woman! "

Well piss off and join some lesbian free for all and have your woman.
Just stop assaulting us with your garbage.
Thank you