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Monday, September 28, 2009

>>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROY AND DAMIEN <<<

It has been a long time since I had so much fun, but yesterdays was certainly one of those you wished would never end. Maraming salamat Marilou and family for inviting us

My karaoke voice, with some encouragment medicine in the form of Tanduay, was brought out of retirement for the first time in ages, thus causing much ear type agony for other attendees :-)

Thank you so much to everyone for giving us such a fantastic day, you guys are all awesome.
Thanks also to my dear departed friend Michael, he was alway so kind to me, and still looks after me by leading me to meet all these wonderful people. I only wish I knew them all when you were still here with us.

Below be a number of moments during the terrific event.


?, Rosie, Ning, Lori(?) get stuck into the singing!

Masarap, always plenty of food at a Filo party.
Ning on the right, Maricel on left, no idea who is the one in the middle.

Party goers.

Karaoke, it wouldn't be a Filipino party without it.

Oops, someone grabbed my camera :-P
The Aussie Aswang usually prefers to hide behind the lens but is caught
in a rare appearance singing!
Marilou!



Our little Honey entertains the guys out back.
Hmmmm got to be a better way to phrase that :-)

Bubs was reeeeeeally into that chicken :-)

Ning and our newest little party animal Tin Tin!

Piggy!!!!

Take that George you naughty monkey!

Damien about to blow out the candle on a beautiful tasting chockie cake.
Drooling attendees look on in anticipation of their piece.



Honey prepares for the big party ahead.

Chipmunk arrives late in the day and is soon mobbed by all her fans.

Saturday, September 26, 2009


>>> COMING VERY SOON <<<
Recently i found a couple of long lost boxes of photos.
In coming months we shall go through the random gems of places I have been and people I have known over the last few decades.
I have no idea whats in there - so it will be as big a surprise for me as you.
>>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE LATTREL <<<


2 Years Old


Hope you have a great party and get a room full of presents!
Miss you my little mate.
Brad



Wednesday, September 23, 2009

>>> SYDNEY DUST STORM - 22-09-2009 <<<

Sydney played host to high winds and a severe dust storm today.
Have yet to hear of someone who can remember such an event happening here in the past, while many likened it to the huge one in Melbourne in the 90s.

Personally I have not seen this much shit floated in the air since the Eastlakes scum last got together for a chat and most of Sydney hopes it wont happen again to soon.
Streets, cars, houses and even pets are all now coated in a fine orange/brown dust and, with rain not predicted for some time, it shall stay that way for a while.


The first three shots is of a China Southern Airlines jet during an aborted landing.
After circling and coming back the passengers were treated to a very hair raising and rough landing.





There is an Air Canada jet at Sydney Terminal - Trust me.



Competitors weathering the storm - Virgin Blue awaits its Qantas
counterpart to take off.



Dusty Crowthers coach shunting at their airport terminal.

Singapore Airlines Boeing 747 freighter touches down in a dusty Sydney.


There is a terminal in the background.

Emirates A380 prepares to depart into the strong winds and filth.




It has certainly been an interesting day and no doubt we will be finding dust in all our collective orifaces for many days to come.
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

>>> JAME'S TRIPLE PARTY PICCIES <<<


Coming soon - My mate James Chuang shares some of his piccies for the big event.


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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

>>> THE GRAND SEPTEMBER TRIPLE PARTY <<<
BRAD'S 41ST
HONEY'S 19TH
CHRISTINE'S 1 MONTH
G'day all, thanks to everyone who came and shared the big party day at our place.
I had an absolute ball and it was just like the good ol days, without the subsequent rumours, gossip and backstabbing!
Enjoy the photos:



The ever beautiful Siti with Christine!


Brad, Keith and Christine.

Scott shows everyone his new light sabre.


Where parties begin!


Welcome to our big party.





The beautiful birthday girl Honey.


Bill, Brad, Bernie and the world famous Colonel.


Colonel partaking in some party beverages.

Always good for a cuddle, our Siti is about to leave the party.


Ari loves her vodka, just like daddy!


Doris and Riza!


Jason and Bill!


Lita and Lauren.


Ning, Lita and Christine!


A deadly guest and more unwelcome than an Eastlakes local
this red back spider was under the BBQ.


Honey and her lovely friend Bell.

Bernie!


NNNNNAh mate I love yoou more mate!


Colonel and Honey!

Rhealyne getting stuck into the grub.


















Sunday, September 13, 2009

>>> COMING SOON <<<


A G-Spot Barkada triple party!


Tanduay - Food - Hornbags - Fun


It was just like the old days, but without the resultant gossip, whinging and backstabbing.

Thanks to all our family and extended family who shared the event with us.


Wednesday, September 9, 2009

>>> PICKING UP THE <<<
BOTANY BAY FILIPINO
PIECES AGAIN!

It seems to be an all to frequent event, Botany Bay Filipinos, offspring off the rails, nobody gives much of a toss - afterall it interferes with their 'keeping up of appearances' in the view of the same community who don't give a shit.

Again I open my life to help these discarded pieces of the community and again, due to their utter arrogance and inabilty to comprehend the complete stupidity of their actions, the Botany Bay Filipino community start uttering rumours ands comment.

They look at you in public like your garbage.
They scowl at you like you are beneath contempt.
The ridicule you to others like you are trash.


All in a pathetic and futile attempt to cover up the bed they have made for themselves, the mistakes that have led them on their arrogant course of self destruction.

The 'Philippine Community Herald' recently had a editorial about helping the people back home.
The editor may as well talk to a brick wall as talk to some of the people I have had to deal with - sadly they don't give a shit about anything beyond their own egos.

Thank you!

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton .

One student turned in the following book report,With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:....... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:........ Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:....... In one scene, Jack en joys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill .

Titanic:....... During the ordeal, Rose 's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica .

Titanic:...... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :... Let's not go there.

Titanic:....... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :.... Monica ' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:........ Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack .

Titanic:........ Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica .. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:....... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary -- basically the same thing